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Work in the Dark

Eddie and Tom work in a warehouse. Wanting some time off, Eddie climbs up onto the rafters and hangs upside-down from his knees to swing back and forth.
The boss comes in and asks, "What do you think you're doing??"
Eddie swings back and forth yelling, "I'm a lightbulb! I'm a lightbulb!!"
"I think you need some time off,"the boss says,"go home."
As Eddie turns to leave, Tom follows him. "Where do you think you're going??" the boss asks.
"Well,"he replies,"you can't expect me to work in the dark."